Advert by Breakpoint Hacking Techniques
[BREAKPOINT HACKING TECHNIQUES PRESENT:/[ - /[ /[ /[ 'THE ADVERT DEMO' BY KERNAL /[ - /[ /[ /[ CREDITS: /[ - : /[ /[ CODING BY KERNAL /[ - /[ /[ GRAPHICS BY KERNAL /[ - /[ /[ SONICS BY GREENY /[ - /[ /[ /[ PRESS SPACEBAR TO CONTINUE /[ - - [BREAKPOINT HACKING TECHNIQUES PRESENT:/[ - /[ /[ /[ 'THE ADVERT DEMO' BY KERNAL /[ - /[ /[ /[ CREDITS: /[ - : /[ /[ CODING BY KERNAL /[ - /[ /[ GRAPHICS BY KERNAL /[ - /[ /[ SONICS BY GREENY /[ - /[ /[ /[ PRESS SPACEBAR TO CONTINUE /[ - - THE ADVERT DEMO BY KERNAL OF BREAKPOINT HACKING TECHNIQUES IN 1989 YES IT'S TRUE FOLKS I HAVE DECIDED TO RETURN TO A SPOT OF DEMO WRITING IN BETWEEN WRITING GAMES TO LOOSEN UP A BIT. "WHY IS THIS DEMO CALLED 'ADVERT'" YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELVES. WELL ACTUALLY, I'M TAKING THIS CHANCE TO PLUG MY NEW GAME WHICH WILL BE RELEASED ON THE '64 SOON CALLED "BOING!". I WANT ALL YOU NICE PEOPLE TO KNOW ALL BOUT IT, O.K.!!! GOOD, THAT'S ALL THAT BUSINESS OVER WITH, SO NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON SOME SCANDAL, HASSLING, MOANING AND USELESS INFO FOR WHICH MOST COMPUNET DEMOS ARE LOVED!! FIRST OF ALL, SOME OF YOU NEW NETTERS (AND EVEN A FEW OLD ONES) MAY THINK THAT I'M A NEW MEMBER OF BREAKPOINT. IN FACT I AM THE FOUNDER MEMBER, BUT DUE TO MY GAMES WRITING ACTIVITIES, I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO PRODUCE ANY DEMOS SINCE FORMING BREAKPOINT. BREAKPOINT DESIGNS BY THE WAY, IS THE OFFICIAL TITLE OF OUR GAMES WRITING LABEL, WHICH OF COURSE "BOING!" IS RELEASED UNDER. THIS HAS THE ADVANTAGE OF A. BEING SHORTER THAN 'BREAKPOINT HACKING TECHNIQUES', AND B. OUR EXPLOITS UNDER THIS NAME ARE UNUSUALLY LEGAL AND ABOVE REPROACH!! OH! YES, WHILST I REMEMBER. IF CRAPA AND GAY CB (ERM, I MEAN CLAKA AND JCB) OF THE MEANTEAM ARE HAVING THIS MESSGAE READ TO THEM BY THEIR MUMMYS, I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT THERE ARE FORTY SPRITES ON SCREEN HERE, JUST IN CASE YOU TWO LOSERS STILL CAN'T COUNT! BEFORE I FORGET, THE TWO SMALL SPRITES TWIRLING AROUND EITHER SIDE OF THE MOVING 'ADVERT' ARE BY ASH N' DAVE (HEY, HOW'S IT GOING GUYS!). DON'T WORRY FOLKS, WE'LL GET ROUND TO SOME MORE MEANTEAM SLAGGINGS IN A FEW MINUTES O.K.! (YES, YES, I KNOW THAT THEY AINT ON THE NET NO MORE, BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL SOOO GOOD!). AS USUAL, THE HELLOS WILL BE COMING AT THE END OF THIS LONGISH TEXT, SO I MIGHT AS WELL START OFF BY SAYING SORRY TO ANYONE I MISS OUT IN THE HOLLES AS IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I TYPED IN ALL THOSE OLD NAMES. IF YOU ARE A NEW DEMO WRITER/GROUP/SEMI-NORMAL PERSON, THEN PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT MENTIONING YOU IF I DON'T, IT'S JUST THAT I'VE NOT REALLY BEEN "IN TOUCH" WITH MOST OF THE GOINGS ON WITH THE NET. I NOTICE THOUGH, THAT THERE SEEMS TO BE A DISTINCT LACK OF MOST OF THE OLD DEMO CREWS/WRITERS FROM OLD. WHERE HAVE THEY ALL GONE!? MIND YOU, THANKFULLY THE MEANTEAM DECIDED TO BUGGER OFF! I DON'T THINK I COULD REALLY STAND MUCH MORE OF THOSE SWELL HEADS! (FANCY BRAGGING ABOUT ME ONLY COMING 2ND IN THE DEMO COMP WHEN I WASN'T EVEN ON THE NET WRITING DEMOS!), NERDS! STILL, I MUST'NT HOLD A GRUDGE........ NO... I THINK I WILL! I MUST GIVE A QUICK THANX TO HUDDY FOR LETTING ME USE HIS MODEM TO UPLOAD THIS LITTLE DEMO, AND ALSO GREENY WHO WROTE ME THE MUSIC TOO! I'LL BE UPLOADING SOME BETTER STUFF THAN THIS SOON, BUT AT THE MOMENT I STILL DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TIME TO DO TOO MUCH AT THE MO', BUT REST ASSURED THAT I WILL BE WRITING DEMOS THAT WILL ASTOUND, AMAZE, EXCITE, THRILL, GOBSMACK, ASTONISH AND BE UNBELIEVABLY ORIGINAL (BY THE WAY, AMAZE, ASTONISH, THE BEST, ETC ARE ALL (C) THE MEANTEAM). IF ANYONE WANTS TO CONTACT ME FOR ANYTHING THEN JUST MBX ME ON HUDDY'S ID (ID:HUDDY) AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSS. I THINK THAT'S ABOUT ALL I HAVE TO SAY FOR THE MOMENT, SO I'LL WHIZZ A FEW HELLOS PAST YOUR EYES AND MAYBE I'LL HAVE SOME MORE TO SAY AFTER THAT O.K. QUITE SMART HI'S TO: HUDDY, GREENY, EINSTEIN, IAN N' MIC, ASH N' DAVE, ZIG N' ZAG, HAGAR, KANOR, MARK (MG2), ZED, DAVVUS, YYZ, JCS, DIRTY DEN, ALL AT KKY, GOD AND HAKE, RALPHY, FROODLE, COD, LINDA AND LEE, ALL NEW CNET DEMO WRITERS, SIMON, MY PUBLISHERS!, ERRRRMMM.... THINK! DAMMIT, THINK!... I'LL DO SOME MORE IN A MINUTE WHEN I CAN REMEMBER SOME MORE! ERE' WOT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT THE BREAKPOINT DIR. BEING HASSLED BY ONE VOTERS? I CAN'T SEE THE HASSLE, EVEN A ONE VOTE IS BETTER THAN NO VOTE AT ALL 'INNIT? SO I LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, THE JERK IS DOING YOO (AND ME AS WELL AFTER THIS DEMO IS UPLOADED!), A FAVOUR, BUT IS TOO STUPID TO REALISE IT. ANYWAY, THAT'S MY CONTRIBUTION TOTHE 1 VOTERS DEBATE OVER WITH! IF ANYONE OF OLD (OR NEW) WANTS A HELLO IN ANY OF MY FUTURE EFFORTS, PLEASE MBX HUDDY, AND HE WILL PASS THEM ON TO ME (HE'LL ALSO GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS SO THAT YOU CAN SEND ME QUITE VAST SUMS OF MONEY!), TO STICK IN MY NEXT DEMO WHICH WILL BE A STONKINGLY GOOD ONE (MUCH BETTER THAN THIS ONE!). SOME MORE HELLOS... HI'S TO DOUG N' BOB, T.H.S.C., TMC, GOAT, ORGASM, JEFF, SPUD, PLUGGER, DAVE, OH, SKUZZ, DOKK, SIT........... WELL THAT SEEMS TO BE ALL MY MIND CAN COPE WITH AT THE MOMENT, SO I WILL LEAVE YOU NOW UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN IN DEMO LAND. HOPE YOU LIKED THIS LITTLE DEMOETTE' AND PLEASE VOTE FOR IT BY PRESSING EITHER THE LITTLE NUMBER NINE OR THE NUMBER ONE ON YOUR KEYBOARD, DEPENDING ON WETHER YOU ARE A DECENT CHAPPIE OR A TOTAL ARSEWIPE! CHEERS FOR NOW CHAPS... MIKE 'KERNAL' BERRY - !"#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ$%& - A^A_A A!A"A#A$A%N -